Faye reckons it’s easy for any woman to get any job done around the house.
Simply go to the shed and get a few big tools. Then walk past the man of the
house while he’s watching TV to get one of three reactions:
“Not with those tools you don’t”
“OK, OK, as soon as the footy’s finished”
“Alright, I’ll call the plumber”
(I agree! There’s nothing on Earth that scares me more than one of the women of
my household walking by with a thumping big power tool. It sure gets my